Revision as of 19:18, 16 September 2014

REPUBLICANS

• Michele Bachmann, Sky Admiral
• Marsha Blackburn, Representative from Tennessee
• Scott Brown, Truck Enthusiast
• Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida
• Herman Cain, Pokemaster
• Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey
• Mitch Daniels, Governor of Indiana
• Jim DeMint, Senator from South Carolina
• Luis Fortuno, Governor of Puerto Rico
• Newt Gingrich, Definer of Civilization's Rules and Leader (possibly) of the Civilizing Forces
• Nikki Haley, Governor of South Carolina
• Mike Huckabee, Governor of Arkansas
• Jon Huntsman, Ambassador to China
• Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana
• Sarah Palin, Television Personality
• Rand Paul, Senator from Kentucky
• Tim Pawlenty, Governor of Minnesota
• Mike Pence, Governor of Indiana
• Rick Perry, Governor of Texas
• Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of State
• Marco Rubio, Senator from Florida
• Paul Ryan, P90X Spokesman
• Rick Santorum, Senator from Pennsylvania
• Scott Walker, Governor of Wisconsin

DEMOCRATS

• Joe Biden, Vice President
• Corey Booker, Mayor of Newark
• Chelsea Clinton, Constitutionally Eligible
• Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State
• Andrew Cuomo, Governor of New York
• Howard Dean, Governor of Not New Hampshire
• Rahm Emmanuel, Lich
• Russ Feingold, Senator from Wisconsin
• Kirsten Gillibrand, Senator from New York
• Martin O'Malley, Governor of Maryland
• Deval Patrick, Governor of Massachusetts
• Bernie Sanders, Socialist
• Brian Schweitzer, Governor of Montana
• Mark Warner, Senator from Virginia
• Elizabeth Warren, Senator from Massachusetts